side character standing over fainted conductor: is there a doctor on this train?? is anyone a doctor?
doctor: I am. I am a doctor. hm… he’s going to die and this train is going to explode… unless someone has a ratty old zippo lighter with obvious burn warping on the lid, as though it was overfilled and closed in a weird way that implies the owner might be a little bit scared of fire. like she really jumpscared herself with it one time.
me: [looking up from my book] doctor, this is going to sound crazy,
